It had taken a year to straighten out the details of the Marley trial. There'd been rumors that he was hiding out in the Grand Cayman Islands. Other rumors said that he was a soldier of fortune in Cuba. But now, the trial of Marvin Marley was ready to resume with the defendant in absentia.
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
"No!"
"You could be held in contempt."
"All right, I'll tell the truth."
"State your name."
"S.H. Hitler."
"What do the initials stand for?"
"Seig Heil!"
"Cut the crap!"
"The witness is dismissed!"
"Fuck you!"
"Call the next witness."
"Hoya! Hoya! Docket #2521...."
"No, you dummy! The nest witness!"
"There are no more witnesses."
"The prosecution rests, your honor."
"The defense rests, your honor."
"That's it! The case is dismissed. Court adjourned!"
So that was it! Marvin Marley was going to get away with the murders of his clerk and his wife. It's no wonder there's no justice in this world.
The end.
Yes, you knew it had to happen. I've taken the Charles Dickens story "A Christmas Carol" and turned it all over the place. Get set for a courtroom battle in which mean guys finish last!
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Monday, December 5, 2011
KUMI'S TESTIMONY!
"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
"Yes."
"Ms. Tanaka, we heard that you were raped during your school days in Japan?"
"Yes."
"Tell us about it, please."
"When I was 14 years old, Marvin Marley was having a fall out with my father, who was a Sales Manager for the Nitchubitsu electronics firm. One day he was trying to introduce a new High Definition Television, but Mr. Marley shouted during his presentation." "Is that the new TV marketed under the Debutante HD name here in the States?" "Yes. My Father told him to get out, but he punched him in the face. I tried to help him, but he grabbed me and pulled him to his Toyota, pushed me into the back seat and sped off."
"How long were you in there?"
"About 5 hours. He drove through Tokyo and then out into the suburbs." "Where did he take you?" "Somewhere near Toyota City."
"What did he do to you?"
"He pulled me out and dragged me into a garage. There he tied me up and raped me for over 3 hours. And while he did so, he was taking beastly photos of me. These were photos he'd later upload to all his friends on the internet. Anyway, my Father found us there and beat the crap outta him. He then untied me and took me to the hospital."
"Do you see the suspect?"
"Yes."
And Kumi pointed her finger at the defendant.
"You bitch, I'll kill you!" Marvin shouted as he leaped up off the table and right towards her. She barely managed to escape, causing Marvin to hit the testimony bench in the jaw. He collapsed on the floor while the security guards picked him up and carried him out to a stretcher. "This trial is in recess," the judge shouted as he banged his gavel repeatedly.
For two days, Marvin Marley struggled to stay alive. He went into a coma at the end of the third day and died on Saturday night. So Marley had escaped Earthly justice, but he would have to stand before God and face his judgment. And there would be no escaping it there. At the funeral, the registry was signed by the clerk and the undertaker. Well, you can say that Marvin Marley was as dead as a doornail.
THE END? NOT!!
You see...Marvin Marley had faked his own death...again! You see, Marvin had substituted a mannequin the first night after he'd been brought in. And when it was discovered that he was still alive, the judge was furious! Because 2 days later, he ruled that the trial was going on without the defendant....again! What do you know about that?
TO BE CONTINUED...
"Yes."
"Ms. Tanaka, we heard that you were raped during your school days in Japan?"
"Yes."
"Tell us about it, please."
"When I was 14 years old, Marvin Marley was having a fall out with my father, who was a Sales Manager for the Nitchubitsu electronics firm. One day he was trying to introduce a new High Definition Television, but Mr. Marley shouted during his presentation." "Is that the new TV marketed under the Debutante HD name here in the States?" "Yes. My Father told him to get out, but he punched him in the face. I tried to help him, but he grabbed me and pulled him to his Toyota, pushed me into the back seat and sped off."
"How long were you in there?"
"About 5 hours. He drove through Tokyo and then out into the suburbs." "Where did he take you?" "Somewhere near Toyota City."
"What did he do to you?"
"He pulled me out and dragged me into a garage. There he tied me up and raped me for over 3 hours. And while he did so, he was taking beastly photos of me. These were photos he'd later upload to all his friends on the internet. Anyway, my Father found us there and beat the crap outta him. He then untied me and took me to the hospital."
"Do you see the suspect?"
"Yes."
And Kumi pointed her finger at the defendant.
"You bitch, I'll kill you!" Marvin shouted as he leaped up off the table and right towards her. She barely managed to escape, causing Marvin to hit the testimony bench in the jaw. He collapsed on the floor while the security guards picked him up and carried him out to a stretcher. "This trial is in recess," the judge shouted as he banged his gavel repeatedly.
For two days, Marvin Marley struggled to stay alive. He went into a coma at the end of the third day and died on Saturday night. So Marley had escaped Earthly justice, but he would have to stand before God and face his judgment. And there would be no escaping it there. At the funeral, the registry was signed by the clerk and the undertaker. Well, you can say that Marvin Marley was as dead as a doornail.
THE END? NOT!!
You see...Marvin Marley had faked his own death...again! You see, Marvin had substituted a mannequin the first night after he'd been brought in. And when it was discovered that he was still alive, the judge was furious! Because 2 days later, he ruled that the trial was going on without the defendant....again! What do you know about that?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN!
Straight from a public radio station in Hawaii comes a show called Manao Radio, which plays some fantastic music. Here's a Christmas show from December 19th., 2007!
Saturday, September 18, 2010
CHECK THIS OUT!
Ice skating season will soon be here, so here's a skating video recorded at Rockefeller Center in New York, where I went skating during Christmas 1995.
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